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What it's all about
I'm sitting here in Spain enjoying the 25C temperatures, while in London its only 10C. I'm really not looking forward to cold, grey blah weather that is sure to greet me on my return. I'd love to be able to speed up this global warming thing so the weather will be nicer when I get back. Can everyone please shift into energy inefficiency more. Turn on all your lights, keep your cars running (even when you aren't in them). Fly around in holding patterns if possible. Lobby and contribute to republicans.
What's needed to make it a reality
Theres really only 2 days till I get back. And despite global warming happening, its probably not going to happen in the next 2 days. Does anyone have any good ideas? Maybe a space laser or something? Perhaps a shift of the earth slightly closer to the sun? I dunno... Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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